Date: 2007-11-02 03:01 Subject: (no subject) Security: Public Mood: thoughtful Music: the vast, all-emcompassing silence

It's just another one of those nights where I'm covered in home-made marshmallow and rabbit hair. Like being  tarred and feathered by my own volition.

Date: 2007-08-12 10:23 Subject: Lake Anne farmers market Security: Public Mood: calm Tags: photos

I'm quite the manic poster
Here are some photos that I took.

( tomatoes and radio wire )

Date: 2007-08-02 04:48 Subject: I really need to know. Security: Public

WHY DON'T RABBITS DANCE?

Date: 2007-06-20 10:57 Subject: Expect an abundance of pictures in the next few entries Security: Public Music: Shiny -- Decemberists (over and over again)

 
This is me.

Date: 2007-04-29 03:54 Subject: (no subject) Security: Public Mood: not badass Music: Icky Thump -- White Stripes

Have you ever cried at something because it was so cute?

I have.

Date: 2007-04-13 04:19 Subject: Please explain something to me. Security: Public Mood: this one's pretty hilarious. Music: All you little kids seem to know exactly where it's at

So, who is worse:

The dude who brought us "nappy-headed hos" on morning radio one time,


or the dude who brings us "Are You Smarter Than A Wetback?", advertised 8 times an hour on cable television during two of it's most popular shows?





?

Date: 2007-03-02 00:31 Subject: (no subject) Security: Public Mood: ecstatic Music: Antichrist Television Blues -- Arcade Fire

ITSMELLSLIKESPRING

Date: 2007-02-26 05:12 Subject: This is what I've been up to lately Security: Public Mood: blank Music: Patsy Cline -- Walkin' After Midnight Tags: art

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Date: 2007-02-08 09:50 Subject: I love you, fashion week. Security: Public Mood: confused

     
       WHAT

Date: 2007-01-25 01:50 Subject: (no subject) Security: Public Mood: bouncy Music: The Shins' Wincing The Night Away, on repeat

I interrupt my livejournal hiatus to inform you that John Edwards is goddamn motherfucking attractive.

That's all.

Date: 2006-12-07 04:44 Subject: I'ma do it. Security: Public Mood: thoughtful Music: Decemberists -- Yankee Bayonet

The first thing I'm going to do when I become fabulously wealthy is buy my very own soda fountain so that I can have the bubbliest soda in all the land.

Date: 2006-10-29 18:51 Subject: (no subject) Security: Public Music: Flying Saucer Attack -- Rezillos

Happy voting, VA!

Date: 2006-10-01 07:15 Subject: (no subject) Security: Public

Wouldn't it be funny if instead of "Fit to a tee", the expression was "Fit to a teet"?

I think it would.

Date: 2006-09-28 00:56 Subject: Like mini-dinosaurs Security: Public Mood: brain shiver-tastic?

THINGS I LEARNED TODAY:
1)Sudden and severe discontinuation of venlafaxin isn’t fun! So don’t ever neglect to take your medicine for no reason and then have brain shivers, kids! Unless you’re into that sort of thing, which I know you clowns are.
2) REALITY TELEVISION TOYS WITH YOUR EMOTIONS. Crying with happiness after Project Runway is in no way a cool, sophisticated, or elegant thing to do in any way, no matter how you look at it. (Although, maybe it was just the drugs.)
3) TYRA BANKS, YOU ARE FUCKING BITCH. (Like Nnenna!) Just last night I was giggling away at her and singing her praises. God DAMMIT. You and me, Joanie, we’ll be team Tyra-hate.
4) Political campaign ads are hilarious. The best you can do is “Reagan wouldn’t like Jim Webb?” Oh, George Allen, you are a constant source of joy and amusement. Ya Bible shortener!
5) Chickens are hilaaaarious. Look!
(I swear I’ve never seem them before in my life. And that’s totally not my hand.) 

Date: 2006-08-29 13:39 Subject: That list I neglected to post two weeks ago Security: Public Mood: clever Music: my dad on the phone

Beatle Song Titles That Are Really Funny If You Think About Them In A Sexual Way

OR

THAT'S WHAT "SHE SAID SHE SAID"

• “From Me To You”
• “Come Together
• “Oh! Darling”
• “You Never Give Me Your Money”
• “Twist And Shout”
• “You Can’t Do That”
• “Leave My Kitten Alone”
• “Honey Don’t”
• “Help!”
• “Ticket To Ride”
• “Drive My Car”
• “Norwegian Wood”
• “With A Little Help From My Friends”
• “Fixing A Hole”
• “Long, Long, Long”
• “I Should Have Known Better”

Date: 2006-08-27 22:54 Subject: I'm baaaack. Security: Public Mood: tired Music: Law and Order in the other room

So what if I never said I was leaving?
I'll post that list later. It's good, I promise.
For now,
THINGS I LEARNED IN THE SMALL TOWN OF ANGOLA, INDIANA:
The internet is a marvelous invention.
Fishing is an incredibly boring sport. And I use the term "sport" very loosely here.
Taking a trip to the midwest will make you feel very beautiful, skinny, fashionable, and smart.

Anyone want some Little Debbie cakes?
Love!

Date: 2006-08-04 02:45 Subject: I have excellent taste. Security: Public Mood: sore Music: Interpol - Not Even Jail

This took forfuckingever. Love it or get out! 

New List!

People I Am In Love With 

Date: 2006-07-29 06:28 Subject: ENTRY! Security: Public Mood: < shocked face + a z? pfft. Music: The Bleeding Heart Show -- New Pornographers

Hey there, "friends"!
Do you know what I love almost as much as cupcakes and well-kept eyebrows? Making lists! For our lj list debut, let’s throw in a bonus list as well for extra luck. We’ll make this weekly, alright? Howsaboutit? (tit)


List #1:
Things I Love To Do Just Because I Hate Liberal Tree-Hugging Fags That Much:
• Using a recycling bin to put my trash in
• Sandwiching my hamburgers in between two raw T-bone steaks, rather than using a bun
• Making lists about things I do because I hate democrats
• Screaming angry rebuttals at Air America Radio
• Using exclusively long-outdated racial epithets to describe minorities
• Kissing only gay men/guys who have never kissed other girls so that I wont catch lesbianism from the other girls’ saliva that may be left in the straight/experienced dudes’ mouths
• Wearing only fur and leather
• Replacing any wet ingredient in a recipe with bacon fat (excluding eggs and sugar, and yes sugar is a wet ingredient; go look it up, you bitches.)



List #2
People I Have Considered Being For Halloween This Year:
• Karen Elson (nixed after realizing that would involve shaving off eyebrows)
• Morrissey
• Joe Strummer
• Jerri Blank (yesterday while in the shower!)


Speaking of Halloween, I am SO doing this this year:


And by do, I mean the pumpkin, if you catch my meaning.
Love!
~Hope

Date: 2006-07-27 04:47 Subject: my thoughts at 4:47 am Security: Public Mood: contemplative Music: Me And My Squid -- George Harrison

I think that anyone who is in favor of outlawing abortion should be required by law to work in an orphanage for a year and adopt at least one of their children.
Thank you and goodnight.

Date: 2006-07-16 13:52 Subject: (no subject) Security: Public

My name in curly fries. Courtesy of the Virginia Kitchen, or as I like to call it, Old People Pancake Funhouse!